I am damaged at best..

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via give-me-a-minute)

stewie-just-said-that:

if we were a couple, we could:

• eat pizza together (=^w^=)
• have a movie marathon (.❂‿❂.)
• hold hands (｡◡‿◡｡)
• star gaze (▰˘◡˘▰)
• kiss (• ε •)
• take lots of pictures v(｡◕w◕｡v)
• play video games (✿◠‿◠)
• tell each other how cute we are (●´ω｀●)
• sing really loud in public (. ◕ o ◕.)
• sing really loud in private (─‿‿─)
• bake lots of cookies and cakes (˙❀‿❀˙)
• be really cute and make other couples jealous (↯⎵↯)

(via cutiekekegirl)

jaclcfrost:

never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man

if you want to play on that playground you do that

if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that

if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that

(via cutiekekegirl)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

tobiasfunkey:

jammydodgerdoctor:

tobiasfunkey:

my followers stopped caring about me 14 years ago

tumblr came out like 2007 or something

WHATTHE FUCK IS THAT

I think it’s an elephant seal

I mean I’m not an expert but I did watch Happy Feet

(via cutiekekegirl)

starsdiver:

mond0:

vanishingfootprints01:

mond0:

*breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch*

What “bad word” is h*ck…..? Isn’t this tumblr…?

yeah and on tumblr we dont fucking swear you fucking nerd

(via cutiekekegirl)

mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens? 

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

(via cutiekekegirl)